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she's completely INSANE

I lied and told my ex-gf I'm in London.


I'm currently in NY .


My ex is meeting me at Amsterdam International tomorrow.


I'll be in summer school.



Epic lulz will be had y/y?




Let's see if I can get myself out of this one.

Some teenage kid at my work said that 10,000 B.C.(the new movie) was fake because they didn't have cameras back then. Will somebody please fix the U.S. school system!?

We have plans.

Her mom walks in with some ancient and awful movie on DVD.

Suddenly our plans go *poof*.

I could gag on the family togetherness.

Can you make me a sandwhich?

Dear AMV makers,

Stop putting Monster AMV's to Rammstein. Just because Rammstein is German does not mean it actually fits with the anime. Monster is not a hard rock kind of show. In fact, it's fairly low-key, because it focuses more on, y'know, actual PLOT, as opposed to violence and action. And that goes for any other European hard rock group. If the guitars shred, then it is not Monster. Period.

Also, LISTEN TO BETTER MUSIC. Seriously...Linkin Park? Avril Lavigne?? Yurgh. Fail music is fail.

Wanting both artists banned for this very reason,
Q

Dear summer school,

Go fall off a cliff. You suck big hairy monkey balls and you bore me to death. Seriously, I've died like 15 times already. And Mr. D, quit telling us to stop masticating in class, and use the regular people term chewing gum. Do you know how much I want to crack up laughing like an idiot every time you say that? A lot.

Sincerely,
A girl who goes to summer school for credits, not 'cause I have to.


Dear L, D, and B,

I hope you face the most torturous, painful, slow death possible. Damn, you've all passed the point of getting under my skin...you make me want to wash my eyes out with acid every time I see your ugly faces. I did not do a freakin' thing to you, so leave me the f*** alone. I do not want you to answer a question that was not directed at you, nor do I want to talk to you....ever. I'm so glad you're gone D, and you won't be back until next year, cause I'm tired of you chasing me around. And B, quit staring at my friend. She won't ever like you like that, so give up. And if she did....x_x.

Sincerely,
Someone who just wants you to shut the F*** UP!!!!!

P.S. I am NOT racist. Just 'cause I hate your guts.


Dear Mel,

...I will NOT, under any circumstances, sit near that fat, smelly, butt-ugly guy at the table you sit at for lunch. You know how I feel about him, and hell, I already have to deal with his damn mouth the whole day. The one half hour of freedom from his constant arguing is something I do not plan to give up any time soon. And yes, piña and I do think you have a thing for him. *shiver* I think I'm gonna be sick.

Love,
Your pissed off friend(?)


Dear skin,

I hate you, you look so effin ugly. I clean you daily, and moisturize, and all those nice things for your skin, but you still look like chicken skin. I've even switched to a sugar scrub instead of soap and I am starting to eat less processed food/meat and more produce. Please, I hate having to wear a jacket, even in summer, 'cause I'm too embarrassed to show you off. There have been a grand total of maybe 3 times where I haven't worn my jacket to school. I hate it...

Love,
Your owner who would love to not wear a jacket in the summer for at least one week.


Dear self,

I have so many complaints...seriously, go burn all the junk food in your house (eh fam wouldn't be happy, but you know it's for the best). You need to lay off of it, you were doing so good for the longest time, then your dumb fam decided to buy a crap load of that evil stuff and eat it in front of you, while here you are, eating a salad...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
Also, exercise. Summer sucks and I really need something to do, you just can't feel motivated to do anything. Get away from the TV and do something. You barely watched TV before spring and I think its time we went back to that routine.

Sincerely,
The evil (but sensible) side you love so much.

Dear vending machine that sold me a stale, dry chocolate bar that fell apart before I could get it all the way to my mouth,

I'm sure glad that even though you charge me $1.50 for a candy bar that looks like it was designed for a midget, I know I'm getting a quality product. Like, how many convenience stores would drop me a chocolate bar that is crumblier than an egyptian mummy, for under two dollars? Sure, the store variety is cheaper, but they're all fresh and moist, and look like they haven't been thrown away, left in the sun for weeks, and repackaged and sold. Your awesome product, on the other hand, is aged to perfection! Thanks again for making sure I get my money's worth!

Powdered Chocolate Fan

P.S. Credit goes to the diligent vending machine stockers, who make sure everything is properly rotated, too!

Dear Self (a.k.a Captian Dumb ass)

Great frickin job! You could have returned your flat iron to folica and got your $88 which could have gone to the Hoodie Fund so you don't have to borrow money from your brother. But NO! You being the dumb ass you are, probably left the receipt somewhere around the house and knowing your mom, she probably threw it out. You THOUGHT you put it in your room, but you didn't. It's no where to be found. So now you're stuck having to give most of your paycheck to your brother because we want that damn hoodie. And if you're lucky...just maybe...maybe you'll have everything paid off in time and still have the money to get your hair chemically rebonded so we don't have to worry about flat irons drying our hair out! So good luck dumb ass.

No love at all,
Person frustrated with herself, and wishes she could find the damn receipt.

[40x Rafael Nadal]
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Now, I don't want to sound antagonistic or hateful towards you - I have friends that attend your church, and when I was young - naive and did not understand the concept of a dead god went to your dreadfully ignorant sunday school classes until I was 8 and enlightened myself - but you people need to stop leaving pamphlets on my door.

I have about thirty in the past two days from you people about joining the Youth Ministry.

I don't know who signed me up for that - I have a feeling it was one of my friends who is a peer minister over there as a joke - but you need to take me off that list and leave me the hell alone.

I have talked to your pastor and explained to him the situation - I'm not even CONFIRMED as a member of the church, and didn't do communion back when I did attend. I'm happy going to hell, if it means I'll be around people who accept EVOLUTION, GAY MARRIAGE, EQUALITY, and LIBERTY FOR ALL. 

Stop trying to save my soul and try working on your own for once.

Seriously.

If I find another pamphlet, I'm going to start handing out ones about Frisbeetarainism during your services.

STOP.


Sincerely,
Staunch Frisbeetarainst Who Is Extrodinarily ANNOYED By Your Ugly Little Cardboard Angel Pamphlets You Keep Leaving On Her Door Handle

Whats up with the trains lately?? Anyone else found since they revised the fare system back in may, advanced fares are almost non existant now?
Im supposed to be going to glasgow for a week in the middle of next month. Flying will be £90+, and with a chronic fear of ever getting on a plane not to mention all the security restrictions (like no phone, and bag in the hold etc), thats really not an option. Train however is proving almost as difficult..

Ive tried cardiff to glasgow return, and there's no advanced fares and the cheapest is £70 return, or two singles, again no advanced even displayed, will cost £140. Breaking up the route into several sections like cardiff-crewe, or cardiff-birmingham then onto glasgow brings up very little too, so again for singles its coming up about £50-60 each way or just as much for returns. Ive been checking for a couple of months now and advanced fares have just never shown up, but am I the only one finding this? Though saying that I can usually get cardiff-london advanced tickets reasonably fine.

So anyone know how to get from cardiff to glasgow for as cheap as possible and not on a coach!?

Oh i should add its for travelling too glasgow from cardiff central on mon 18th aug early afternoon, and returning mon 25th early afternoon,

I just ate a very healthy dinner.
Lime marinated chicken breast on a greek salad.

It was good.


and I'm fucking starving and I want donuts.

 Haha Wipeout is awesome.

Dear stupid woman at Wal-Mart,

I was not about to run you and your brood of children over in the parking lot. There were a good 20 feet in between the front bumper of my car and you.

You did not have to stop and mouth nasty words at me, yell, shake your fists and roll your eyes. Really, it was all very unnecessary.

In all actuality, the time it took for you to blow up at me [when I couldn't even hear you] could have been better used actually WALKING ACROSS THE CROSSWALK. Not stopping in the MIDDLE of it and holding up a long line of traffic.

Please, relax.

Cassie

Mom: How's the boyfriend? On the run yet?
Me: On the run?
Mom: Still faithful?
Me: Mom, that's a downright insulting thought. I won't hear of it.
Mom: Well, how do you know? You're 3,000 miles away. How do you know?
Me: I'm too hot and awesome for him to consider anyone else. Besides, what we'll do when we're together again is all he can talk about.
Mom: You may be awesome, but men are like that. They might have one girl for longterm stuff, and another just for fun. And you have no way of knowing.
Me: [mental O_O] It's true. I don't have any way of knowing. But sometimes you've just got to trust people.

I just wish you could see the world through my eyes.

the best pizza i ever had was in chicago.